0. Why do I like lists so much!?

1. Please join me in LOLing at my coworker. She asked me not to paperclip her stuff because she doesn't like paperclips. WHAT? Sorry but do I look like I give a flying fuck if you like paperclips? I am not going to cater to you about something that stupid when you are the only person on a team of 7 that has a ( Read more... )

LOL I came home ( Read more... )

WHY AM I MAKING SO MANY TYPOS TODAY. I mean, I make typos every day, but I usually notice them and take care of them before I post things! I've had to edit like 230597235 comments today ( Read more... )

Good news: I have an interview today AND tomorrow!
Bad news: I lost my freaking voice! I kind of want to make a phone post so you know how crappy I sound... lol. I will do that after I type this However, I can't because the numbers are STILL broken.

Go Colts!

I still don't have a job. I still don't have my primary computer back. My throat hurts more than it probably ever has in my life ( Read more... )

this is a screen shot taken from a myspace game called "run 'n' gun"... everything about this picture is just WRONG!!!!

( the underlying innuendos of animated football... )

heyyyy everyone! i don't know if i can pin down a specific reason why i haven't written in 4 days, but i can tell you about a pretty substantial contributing factor...

( unfortunately, it's kinda gross, so if you have a weak stomach you probably shouldn't click this. )

wow i've spent WAY too much time writing entries about being pissed off at people! well i am not mad at any of them anymore... for now... haha just kidding but everything is cool now. and the whole deal with the guy on the roof kinda put it all in perspective for me, i mean what if someone i knew decided to jump off a roof... come on now. but to ( Read more... )

prognosticator of prognosticators... lol

(but, ya know, the SUPER BOWL was last night. so nobody really gives a crap what the groundhog has to say. :-P)

youre probably wondering about the title, all i have to say is chocolate covered espresso beans from starsucks ( Read more... )